New Punjabi Desi Jokes, Latest Punjabi SMS Jokes 140,120 Words, News Punjabi Messages, Punjabi Jokes, Funny Punjabi Jokes, Funny Punjabi SMS


New Punjabi Desi Jokes, Latest Punjabi SMS Jokes 140,120 Words, News Punjabi Messages, Punjabi Jokes, Funny Punjabi Jokes, Funny Punjabi SMS
JATT:- No if no but sirf jaat
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

Santa:oye eh bulb de ute bapu da nam Q likh riha h?
Banta:me apne bapu da nam roshan kar riha h,
jado bulb jalega taan nam roshan ho jauga.

Oye! Yara ki lagta h,
me tenu disturb karne vaste msg karia si?
O na ji na, me to tenu ye khene vaste
msg karia si k tussi bade yaad aate ho ji..

Santa: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi.
Banta: Q?
Santa: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha,
ke me jag riha haan.


ik kudi ne slim jahe munde nu msg kita-chehra tera khaas nhi,
haddiyan ch tere maas nhi,
pyaar tenu swaah karan,,
teri tan jeun di v aas nhi..

Santa: doctor eh phoolan di mala kis de lyi h?
Doctor:eh mera pehla operation h,
je thik hoya taan mere lyi, je thik nhi hoya taan tere lyi.

daru pee k zndgi diyan problems hall ni hundiya ........
but,,
problems tan dudh pee k v hall ni hundiyan ........
so chak glassy.pa peg....
burrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
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